Ladies and gentlemen,
we would like to welcome you on board.
We are going to take off shortly.
Please turn off all electronic devices.
Fasten seat belt.
Put your seatback up right and return your table return to the start position.
Captain, we are ready to take off.
Hi. Hi There. Hi There. Good morning.
Hello.
Everyone, please draw the oxygen mask and breathing normally.
What the fuck ..
Don't worry.
Everything is going to be fine.
Just kidding, we are going to die!
- The plane is going down! - Oh My God!
Gosh! Oh My!
I don't want to die.
Everybody, ready for impact.
[MUSIC]
Bye.
- See you tomorrow. - I'll see you later.
- Tutor Pleng! - Hey!
- Hi. - Hi, Kaya.
I passed my interview at the company.
- I'm going to work in America! - Wow, glad to hear it. Congratulations.
It was because of you.
Thank you. Thank you, Tutor Pleng.
Okay, okay, enough.
Actually, I need your help.
I want to break up with my Thai boy friend.
Okay, and then?
He can't speak English, and I can't speak Thai.
You guys can't even talk to each other, and how did you get together?
You know, S-E-X. It's all about sex.
Because sex is my life.
Oh...
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Ah... Ah...
- Okay, okay. Enough. I got it. - Thank you, tutor Pleng.
- For what? - For agreement to help me break up with him.
Oh, no. I did not say I would.
But...
I got this Louis Vuitton bag for you.
Oh, ya. Breaking-up with the guy is so easy. Do not worry.
Thank you.
What...
It is here.
You are good at selecting the good.
- Oh, please original mocha coffee. - OK.
Oh, sorry!
Hey.
What are you doing?
What are you looking for? Do I look like your husband?.
Are you Yim, Kaya boyfriend?
Kaya ask me to translate her voice. In this thumb drive.
Can we started?
Are you a half-caste?
- Hi, Yim. - Hi, Yim.
- Sorry I did not tell you about the interview...
- I love you. But we are so different. - We have many things that are not similar.
- Like the preference.
Culture.
Attitude.
Religion.
And the way of living.
I know we are not going to get along, because we are not communicating with each other well.
Understand the shit.
Sleep together everyday.
Uh, I don't know. I just translate it for you.
Let's continue.
- I hope you will meet the right one... - It is you...
- I don't want to listen anymore. - OK, if you don't want to listen further.
Wait! You are the one who teach her English?
Yes.
It is because of you.
Asshole.
What are you looking at?
- Do not look there. - The man was crazy.
Is that a bomb?
Hey...
I though it was a bomb. So frighten.
- Hey, what's that? - It's chicken soup.
Chicken soup?
- This is gourd [an ingredient of soup]. - Gourd!
- He's crazy or what? - Are you talking about me?
Oh, I meant that person.
- What a person! - Are you talking about me?
I mean that person.
- What a manner? Should not live long. - Oh, you mean that person?
I meant you.
Oh, God. It's him.
...
Hey, what are you doing?
Do not approaching.
I'm going to hit you.
I still have one more.
Do you want me to hit you?
I am going to get an interview to follow Kaya.
You must teach me.
Learn with you father. You are a half-caste.
Hey!
My father are a French. He went back since I was a toddler.
You can learn from other teachers.
No. You taught her to go.
You must teach me.
Did you see the photo in front of you school? .
- So do you want to teach me? - Yes, yes, yes.
- One on one? - OK, OK.
This is the fee.
If you have any trick, I don't want it back.
I will get other thing.
Is it worth?
Oh! This is 4 a.m., and you are still awake?
You should have been together with me last night.
When you were not there, I was forced to drink a lot.
And thay asked me to send greetings for you.
See.
There're more.
It is human skin. But they did like it was a paper.
[Don't be so sad...]
[Closing the story of a fucker...]
Is this the "Chicken"?
Sora Aoi.
Papa. You are not so sad.
You know that if you are sad, it will not be strong..
- If you are drunk, go to sleep - Jo. - You don't need her.
Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya...
Kaya, all you foot.
All is out.
I just had rice porridge.
Okay, let's get started.
Now you're taking a conversation lesson.
So, you have to speak English as much as possible.
I need full attention and participation.
If you have any questions, just ask. Don't be shy. Do you understand?
Do you understand?
[He though she meant "stand"]
Why are you standing-up?
Do you think I meant stand-up?
Hey, I know what you mean?
I just want to buy coffee. Do you want anything?
I already have. You go.
A big task for me this time.
[MUSIC]
- E. - E.
- F. - F.
F. Like the sound of snake.
- Come try. F. - F
Fss...
- G. - G.
- H. - H.
- H .. - F.
Don't. Bring back your tonge.
Hacho...
Why tue? H. Shuu... Like dismissing a dog, shu shu .....
- Shu Shu...... - Ur, like that.
Shu Shu...... Let's try.
Hacho.
- Too bad. - Don't be so serious.
- X. - Eggs.
- Y. - Y.
- Z. - Is it "Zet"?
X, Y, Z!
- Hey, man. - Yes I Do.
- X, Y, then? - Zet.
Well, hear?
What is this?
This is a glass.
And, what's this?
- It was a lod [Thai word for straw]. - This is a straw.
Even a six grad know it.
What is that?
There.
- That's woman. - Is Wrong.
Ah, shoelaces.
Too bad.
- So, If not, then what is it? - That mango.
Mango? Where mango?
Oh, mango hung there (her boobs).
Why do you need to walk up?
It's aleardy 10 p.m. Teaching a student so very late.
All the elevators are closed.
Do you want me to escort you?
No need.
My boyfriend gave me.
- You have a boyfriend? - Mmm.
Open the pepper spray. Make it ready to use.
I wish you can make it. Can't wait to see your damn face when you find other truth.
That you're just a sex toy.
I know you're cursing me. I don't understand.
One Minute Speech.
- Take it now? - Yes, yes.
Mole.
Everyone will have to do this.
- What do you want me to say about mole? - Whatever.
Whatever!
Ready?
Uh, mole.
A mole is destiny in action
Moles are destiny little miracles.
Because, no person can predict where or when a mole will actually appear.
Or even finally end up on their body.
Moles appear to be random.
But... But if moles are truely random, then how can two persons, two total strangers.
Have a mole in exactly the same spot.
May be it's destiny.
You see, moles like destiny are no different.
If you wait to meet some one with exact same mole.
It is almost impossible.
That is why...
We need to write our own destiny.
Oh, very quich repairment?
Pleng, today there is a student asking for your phone number.
Who?
Mr Preug. A student in the conversation classes for business.
- And did you give him? - Yes.
- Why did you give him. It's inappropriate - Keep your face.
Your smile has already exploded?
This is the smile, the one that overflow toward the elevator.
Hey, So boring life. Ding Ding.
Dogs.
What do you like to eat?
I like to eat Mama [An instant noodle brand].
- What is Mama? - Oh, you know Mama. It comes with different tastes. You used to have it.
But foreigners will not know Mama. They would think that you eat your own mother.
Why you are so smiling. Are you silly?
What time do you go to bed?
- Uh... well... - Or you can say midnight.
The word 'mid' when put infront of any word it means half. Like mid-term exam is the exam at the middle of a semester.
Then why a 'mid' stab means fully stab. [The word 'mid' in Thai means 'fully']
Um. Up to you.
What do you like to do in your free time?
Uh, I like to play black-jack.
You should say - I like to play cards.
Or you may want to ask back - then you say: what about you?
What if I don't want to know?
That OK. Just only to be seen as a person with bad manner.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Why did you open the flash. - Hey, hey, hey.
Wow, we can see the pyramid triangle as well.
- Wow, it's beautiful. - A Beautiful.
What is it?
- Where are you going? - Wow, very sexy.
- Oh. - Come Here.
- Why did you hit him? - He took picture of your crotch .
- No, I do not. You did not?. - No, I do nott.
- You like to see underwear? - Oi, what are you doing? Oi!
- You like to see. - I did not do anything.
- You did not do anything? - You did not do anything.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
Give her your cell phone.
- Hand her your cell phone. - Oi!
- Fast. - Oi!
Release me.
Locked.
- Paadword. Paadword. - Oh...
Oi! 86 double 4.
Wait! Did you send to your friends?
- I did not. Are you sure? - Sure.
Did you delete them?
All?
Get out of here!
- Apologize to her. - I am sorry. Forgive me.
Next time if you want to see. Go to see your mother's.
- Hey! - What the hell? My phone!
Oi! Let me go!
You're wrong to say it. You should say password. Not paadword.
Hey.
What the fuck?
Bastard!
Disgusting!
Give me a tissue.
- None. - That onet.
- This is called a Napkin. Not tissue. - Hey.
That bustard.
I still smell something.
Holy shit!
Oh, shit!
- There's anything left? - A little bit.
What had you eaten?
Surb, man!
What surb??
What are you reading?
Uh, happy dolpin.
Ah, Happy what?
Uh, happy dolplin.
It is read - a happy dolphin.
Here, place it back.
If you want to read, try another one.
Cinderella. Easy vocabulary. For children.
So gay!! Let's child gays read it. I prefer dolphin.
Excuse me. Do you speak English? Can you?
Oh, perfect. Hey... Great.
I'm looking for this restaurant here, you know it? You've been there before?
I heard it was really good.
- Talk to him. - You talk to him.
Is it far? No problem. I can take a cab. No problem at all.
Can you chase him away?
Oh, you do it yourself.
[USED THAI words] Just leave me.
Kai? I don't understand, what's Kai?
You think he will understand?.
[Mixed Thai-English word] You go far far.
Far? How far? How far? How far do you think?
Hey, how is it going?
Oui, one more!
I think he said it's far.
It's a tough place on found, I no map here ..
- Put a mark on this map. - He had a map.
Please give his mark on this map.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Tick on this map.
I do not know.
- Yes? Do you know? - You can only mark the area, no problem.
- Do you know where it is, is not it? - I do not know what you say.
Yeah, this, this one?
- I do not know. - Hi, there ..
Leave me alone.
- Hey, wait. - What's wrong?
Listen!
Foreigners are not so frightening. Just talk and talk. Don't worry much about grammar.
- What are you doing? - Hmm?
What are you doing?
I want to bring home to cook Mama [instant noodle]
Have you finished? I'll take it.
Who taught you this? Who taught you
Kay. Kaya taught.
- You understand her? - Yes.
This is - eating. This is - sleeping.
How about - insomnia?
This is it.
- What if the latrine is full. - Latrine fulls ..
You want to be kicked.
How did you ask to be her boyfriend?.
I drove my motorcycle to pick her. Drew her to seaside. Then we became lovers.
Oh oh. Please stop. Stop here
- Stop here. - This car? Um.
(I am Preug!)
Do you want to sleep here?
Who is it?
- None of your business. - Oh ..
I asked so that you can teach me. I don't want to involve with your business.
It's my boyfriend.
- I know you don't have any boyfriend. - I have.
Hmmm...
If you had a boy friend, I would have been kicked since the first day.
Ur, not yet a botfriend. But will be very soon. He was waiting for a romantic timing.
Um, I did not ask about it. Why are you telling me?
I will leave now.
(Do you want to go to countryside with me?)
Not good.
(Can we go for a date?)
Too flirty.
(Can we go for a date?)
Oh ..
No!!
Oh ..
- Hello. - Hello. I drop the phone and touch the buttons by mistake.
- You mistake happened to result in a full sentence. - Yes.
- Then, can I make a reservation? - Yes. Ah!
It is already very late. I don't want to bother you any more. Please take a good rest, teacher.
(Goodnight)
Oh, he has a personal sticker?.
Very premium!
Pa?
How did she have the key?
I made for her - my girlfriend.
Someone sent a bomb to you.
There is no sender's name.
I will clean this for you, Pa.
Can he not clean it by himself?
Don't you have hands and legs?
Why do you use my boyfriend?
I did not say any word.
Why do you act like this?
(From USA)
It's good that she sent it back. it is more easy to just throw away.
She may send to request your help to increase the size. She might have gained wait staying abroad. Both milk and cheese.
Your Pa is not a buffalo.
Although he looks like one.
Hey, she did not even blinked.
Nothing!
I will put pepper in your eyes.
- Go on. - I will do.
Go ahead!
Why do you choose to pass this way ..
Ohh ..
Go down. Go down. Go on ..
.. Go .. Go
- What should I do, Pa? - Up to you.
No! Just let it goes.
This time I have to.
For you, Pa, I did this.
Ehe, it is now becoming liquid.
I am going to clean my asshole.
This one ..
- Yim give you. - Eh?
Come.
It can be rotated. I ordered this from Klong Thom, you know? They said Japanses like it.
Did you proposed me?
Is this a joke?
No, not like that, Not at all.
But .. I ..
I know you like it.
Please send it bank to Kaya
- She returned it? - Um.
- You want to send back? - Hmm.
- Do you want anything. - No...
Ohh ..
Thank you.
Can you deliver some message to her?
Can you do it youself? Facebook, Face time, Line, just do it.
I cannot talk to her. All communications were block.
No way.
Why? Since you are going to send the ring anyway
- What. Just this minor thing. - No way.
Oi. Plueb plub [no meaning]
I cannot accept her rejection.
But she sent back the ring, it meant game over. Why are you so stubborn?
[The message] I have always been an asshole. Now I want to be good for you.
- Hello, Tutor Pleng. - Hi, Kaya.
Today I ran into Gym, and he had a message for you.
You want to hear it?
I have been an asshole for my girlfriends, but I want to be good to you)
Here is you ring back. Even if you want to break-up with me, I will not break up with you.
Ah? Is he coming here?
Do not tell me, he is going to take interview test to work here.
Ya.
And you have been tutoring him, right?
Ya.
No, you should not have done that.
Hey ..
But he had studied very hard, you know.
Oh .. how cute.
You have a dog. Is that a golden retriever? Oh, boy, come here .. Tsu.. Tsu..
Hi. I Owen.
- Hi .. I'm Pleng. - Bye.
Pleng .. You are good.
I hire you to break up with him, but you're tutoring him to come to see me.
How could you?
# I'm in love with all my heart, and my love is inside.
I don't know how to tell you.
# I'm in love with all my heart my love is inside.
I don't know how to tell you.
# I love you ..
- You couldn't contact her? - Yes, (I am unable to contact her).
What time did you Skype her?
Many hours. Many times.
OK. Bring paper and pen.
- Do I have to take note? - Hmm.
There are 3 most commonly used tenses: present, past and future ..
The present simple compose of subject and the verb form 1 .. Or S + V1.
Present simple is for you the real situation .. Stop. I don't want to lean this. Can we learn the previous way.
If you don't want to learn or take note. I cannot continue teaching you..
- Oh, you are leaving me? - The test is in July. Only 2 months. Not enough time.
You are too dumb.
Am I really dumb?
Hmm.
Hmm .. I return your money.
I am so sorry.
Hey, hey, hey .. No, do not!
(Cinderella)
Once upon a time,
There live an unhappy young girl named Cinderella.
Yes, Preug.
Where are you now?
I am going for teaching?
Eh .. I would like to invite you to my mother's birth day party at my house.
Your mother's birth day? Yes.
- When?. - This Saturday.
- Will you be available?
Yes I do!
One day the palace arrange a ball for the Prince to choose his princess.
Cinderella step down from the pumkin carriage and found herself standing among all the beautiful ladies in the kingdom.
Is that a hair style or a bicycle seat?
When the ball started,
Prince gazed directly at Cinderella.
He walk straight to her and ask her for dance.
Do you want to clean your lips.
Is it dirty?
Cinderella danced with the prince, song after song.
This is my grandfather's car.
Both of them joy fully talk to each other.
There are only 3 in Thailand.
Do you want to sit inside?
I will bring the key.
I am back.
Then at the first stroke of midnight,
Before the spell would wear off,
Cinderella sadly say goodbye to the prince.
I think I want to go back home. I feel drownsy.
In her hurry, one of her glass slipper fall off.
The Prince now madly in love. As every woman in the kingdom tried on slipper in hope of finding Cinderella.
Is this Pleng's?
Wait a minute.
Before long, the prince was reunited with Cinderela again.
- You left your phone. - Thank you.
Sorry for making you run.
If I am not hurry, to whome will I talk with tonight?
(For you) (You have received a gift)
(Tutor pleng)
(Although you are not a singer. [the Thai meaning of her name] Can I become a fan club?)
(Yes)
And they lived happily ever after.
The end.
(Tomorrow we will cerebrate one day anniversary!)
Cu-vo-tion
Or cuashion?.
Cau .. cuation. Caution, coation.
What is it?
What happen to him? He looked sad.
Hey, don't say the word "Jang". Saying a japanese word make him thing about Kaya. It will be our bad luck.
What you said is reasonable.
We must give him moral support? [the word "Hai" in Thai means 'give']
I told you. "Hai" is not allowed, You must use "mob" [which also means give].
Hey, what you said is reasonable.
That's why I respect you.
Pa, you look tired ..
I bring a glass of water for you.
Haii.
I'm sorry, I just worry about you. I am not intended to say 'Hai'
What is it with him today?
Something struct me. At my neck. Can you check?
It is very superficial.
Call engineer Gym, please see the teacher at the statue.
You have a good hand-writing.
I escaped, Hey.
Very funny?
Can I come back to teach you.
- You want to be hit? - If you hit, I will slap.
I just want to help you.
You said I am too dumb. Not possible in 2 months.
That is true.
It is not possible to be capable to speak.
But if you want to pass the test, there is another method that tutors usually do.
How?
Predict the test.
And memorize them.
Let's do it.
Meaning?
Just go ahead.
- Check-mate! - I am going to walk away.
Do you want me to kick you?
Everyone! This is Pleng, my teacher.
Stand-up, please.
Good evening, teacher.
How are you?
I'm fine, thank you. And you?
I'm good. And I'm glad to meet you guys.
[Translation] She said, she is a cook. Going to light a gas stove to fry fish.
Are these all in your department?
[Translation] Removing fermented pork from the fridge?
Ha ha.
Okay, let's start interview....
[Translation] Okay, let's start eating. The teacher is hungry.
Hmm, quite talented.
How can I know what questions the interviewers will ask?
I don't know. So please brain storm. Many questions.
O.K.!
Why do you want to go to work in America?
To find my wife. Any problem?
Hey, if you answer like this, who will let you go?
You must say you want to learn new experiences to improve the branches in Thailand.
If the hydrolic has a noise .. eed, eed, eed, eed..
Hey, enough. Eed is my mother's name.
If it has the noice eed, eed like his mother's name, it may link with narrow pistol or lubrication.
- Ur, why people call you Chong Nom (milk shake)? - Pa forced me to drink alcohol with milk.
- Dictator! - The next question,
what is the suitable temperature for our boilers?
Ur, you are called Pan because you always twist your mustache, right?
He like to twist something below.
When the machine broke, will you fix it or change it?
I am a fixer not a changer. Changing the machine is only the last choice.
You can go (to U.S.A.), I select you. Who can reject a good worker like you?
Hey, why are you so supportive? We are to ask, not to support.
Waw,
Is that human waist.
Hey, why don't you show your steps?
If a ceremony is not big enough I will not dance.
This time teacher will ask question.
OK. Just say the alphabet A to Z.
not in order.
Too few. Only 3 charaters, A to C
It is A - Z. What you said make people confused.
Wait.
The person who is defeated will be punished by this bomb at the buttock.
Woman is not exempted.
Start.
- X - A
- T - M
You think I can not?
J
Y
- P. - Are you going to have a Korean dance?
D!
W
Come on, come on, make is quick.
R.
- One... Two... - Q!
- K. - Ah! K is mine?
What? What is good? D.
I know! As my mouth, as my mouth...
Your turn. it's cheating.
- What did you say? - You're destroying it.
One .. Two ...
Wait, wait, wait... X!
- Already used! - Oh Pa!
- It was the fist charater. - Ladies and men...
It is the asshole!
- Ouch, too deep... - Too deep?
There is a thorn.
Are you ready, Chong Nom (Milkshake)?
1, 2, 3...
Carefully...
Why did not explode?
It begins!
- Release it! - I did!
Not yet. Just do it!
It was so great.
Ouch.
- Shit. - Ass on fire.
It smell like barbique.
- I think I cannot defecate anymore. - It burned.
That's so awesome!
Oh...
... Oh
How are you? Are you OK, teacher?
- Abdominal cramp. - Will you survive?
Hey, what is rat breast? [The Thai word for 'nozzle'.]
Dirty mind. Stop it.
Oh.
- It is not in this dictionary. You can fix it?
- When I picked it, this set looked terrible! - I am a fixer. Whatever out of order,
I can fix all of them.
You have to prepare your mind. Thing may not be as easy as you thought.
If you mean Kaya, I never think it will be easy.
If she cannot speak Thai, I will learn English.
If speaking English is too difficult, I will learn Japanese.
Hey!
- My eyes? - What?
- I lost my contact lense. - Hey, I'm here.
Here, here...
... Here
- What are you playing? - I'm here.
You have 1200 (scale) short eyesight?
Yes.
Hey...
- Do I look like a blind man? - I think so.
- Translate. - 'I think so' means 'I agree'.
Stop. Stop.
- Be quick. - Plase slow down?
We cannot be slow. The lense shop is closing.
Hey, Teacher!
Oh, Hey!
Why you said you will not laugh?
I cannot control myself.
Damn, if Joke sees me he will not respect me anymore.
Why do you bring the glass to follow me?
[141. What is good about you? Why must we select you?] [Answer: As a maintenance engineer, I believe .... ]
I am a maintenance engineer. Whatever out-of-order, I can fix them all.
I believe that everthing can be fix to be reused.
If English is too difficult, I will just learn Japanese.
And no matter how difficult it is, I will find a way to fix it.
You will be sorry if not selecting me.
Before I applied for your language school, we had met earlier, do you know that?
Is that true?
Do you remember an event at Ministry of Foreign Affairs? You were a translator
- Yes, I remember. - Yes, that one. Subsequently, I asked my friends to investigate where do you work.
And then I applied for your class.
- This mean that you have no intention to study. - Yes, correct. I have no intention to study.
Just only to woo you.
Do you hurt?
Let me help you.
That OK. .....
I have long dreamed to do like this.
Very romantic.
Please close your eyes.
- Close your eyes, please. - Close eyes?
True Love
# The love is so beautiful...
# In the whole life... there is not always enough
# I want you to be close to me...
# saying love once more...
# And being close to each other all the times...
Are youn happy.
Very much.
Do you like the songs for life?
I want to live for song (he meant to live for her, as 'Pleng' - her name - means 'song').
I am so lucky. And your talk has a hidden meaning.
I am not kidding.
So it is real.
Preug, if you want to go yatching, don't forget weather forcast.
Weather forcast.
- Oh, weather forcast. Yes I Do.
If you want to go to an island (Thai word Koh).
- An island? - Anytime.
- Or Koh Samed. - Koh Samed!
- Samed mean everyone will be finished. - Just tell me.
- Are you Okay. - Will be happy.
Ah, Tutor. You come at the right time
Do you want to try?
Why it is not for me? For me!
Why? Give her!
I think this pair is a little bit small.
Then, try ...
Try this one.
Just try...
Hey, it fits well.
I think you can call me to ask for my size.
Then I would not be a surprise. If for your happiness,
I can do more than this.
Yes.
Is it OK if I don't want to receive it?
- Why? This pair is the same as the broken one ? - Yes.
- Preug! - Yes?
Can we go back to be tutor and student?
- Why? - Because my mother went to see a fortune teller...
She advise not to be close with people borned in the same month. The destiny will crash with each other.
We need to write our own destiny.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
- Are your legs numb? Let me massage them.
Just relax. There is cracking sound!!
What is your job position?
I ah, a maintenance engineer.
Hey, it is a correct answer. Why did you hit me?
How do you feel working with foreigners?
- I have not yet answer. What happen to you? - I am frustrated!
Come!
Wait a minute.
Come!
- Still frustrated? - Better now.
- What happened? - I want to break with boyfriend.
Hm, very strong punches like Pacquiao.
Where are you going?
There is a crazy man comes to close the coffee shop.
What's the heck!
- Translate. - Mean just run.
- Don't tell me he is ... - It is him.
Is that a bouquet or a big jar cover (very big!)?
As a maintenance engineer, I believe everything can be fixed...
and make to work again.
No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way.
Not finish yet. One more sentence
You'll regret it if you don't choose me. .
[Translate] You'll regret it if you don't choose me.
I think this sentence seems to be too arrogant to choose for working with.
No, it fit well with you. A little bit self, self. It is a selling point.
OK, let's move on.
When the pressure in the cylinder is abnormally high, how would you fix it?
Pressure... pressure...
For me, work under pressure is quite challenging.
almost correct.
That answer is for the question 235.
Is the keyword "pressure"?
Right. But the word pressure I asked mean real physical pressure, not stress.
Look! Your pressure is coming.
- Does he see me? - Not looking at this direction.
- Just tell him! - Breaking is heart is line driving a car over a puppy.
This is very minimal. He will survive.
Hi.
I wish to surpise you.
How are you now. Have you felt better.
- Ms Tui said you are not well. - I am better now.
Good. I bought a lot of food. Let's go.
Wait, wait... My room is so dirty right now.
That's good. I will help you.
- Ah... - Since you are not well.
Never mind...
What happen?
This man?
Who are you?
What?
Let's go to bed.
Excuse me, who are you?
I am her husband.
- He... - What are you talking about?
We just meet each other less than a month.
Okay, let's go to bed.
How could you say like that? That you are my husband.
- I just want to help you. - Should I thank you?
What message did you wisper to him? He seem speechless.
Um, I said I made you pregnant.
Hey? What are you playing?
Did you use your brain?
Don't you care? Now I look flirty, flirty.
I am going.
- Tui, Tui, where are you going? Not using elevator? - If he still standing there, the plan would be broken.
Bye.
- Hello, what's up? - Where are you?
Already arrived. I am buying coffee.
- No time to drink. - We have time. It will be fast using motorcycle.
What dress you are using? I told you to dress properly.
Don't worry. Here is my dress.
- This is the dress you prepared? - Yes.
What again! You told me to dress like to go to a wedding party. I wear this everytime.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Never bought a shirt? The paper is till attached.
Oh, I beg you pardon. I am so sorry, are you okay?
Ah, he's OK. Don't worry about it.
I'm so sorry.
Why didn't you say anything?
When you fight with others, you never afraid.
- I am not that type of person. - Whatever the type you are,
If you don't start talking, no way to communicate.
Anyway, since I brought you here,
you must talk with at least 3 foreigners tonight. Understand?
Oh, how to talk with them. They speak so fast like raptor?
Just listen to keywords.
Are you, how are you?
How are you...
How are you...How are you...How are you...
Hey!
Who are yao...
Who are you... I am fine. Who am I?
- Is this guy OK? - You think he has Alzheimers?
Are you okay? You are okay?
- I am a maintenance engineer. - Oh, maintenance engineer.
- It's good for you. - Congratulations.
Yes, congratulations. I wish you the best.
- Good luck. - Ah, because...
- Yes. - Sorry.
- Oh, because sorry ?. - Bye, bye.
- Okay, bye. Yes I Do. - I'll see you later.
- Good luck. - I'll see you later.
Oh. Idiot.
We can speak Thai, why he said sorry.
And say he is an engineer. An idiot
That's true.
- You come one? - Pardon.
Ah, father, mother?
My parents are standing right over there.
- Standing...? - My mother was the lady in the blue dress.
Mother, blue dress...
Good. White skin shoulder.
Waw!
Are you really excited? You like dance?
Great.
Who are you?
Not.
Hey, whose son? So lovely.
Eh, he really dance in big event.
Thank everyone for participating this event tonight...
- In particular, thank to Miss pleng, our beauty translator. - Thank you.
Thank you everyone for your presence here tonight. Please enjoy the night.
- I think this is enough. - Yes, thank you. Good night.
Hey, can we go back?
Never mind. I can wait.
- Why don't you wear your shoes? - Broken again. Bad repairer.
Can you take care?.
Thank you.
We are all in Thailand is interested in your culture,
- we love and want to know more about it elegant hand movement. - Okay.
- How could you do that? - Like this...
Move the foot back
And no shoes.
Oh, sorry.
It is broken.
Please give a warm welcome to our guests.
You understand it? Or just clapped like others.
I understand.
- Good evening. - Greeting in the night.
- Vow? - I can translate the whole song.
Tonight...
Something about two.
Forget ...
Open your eyes...
Correct. Just try to be confident.
You?
- A beautiful dress? - Thank.
- Sone thing tand up? - Wrong! Listen carefully.
- Can I bring you home? - My house has fierce dog!
This one... Don't help me.
- For real. - Better help me.
And, I will be yours forever.
-I will be yours forever. -I promise.
Let me walk you home.
Tonight, let me walk you home.
Before the morning, before the sunrise.
Morning?
Before I'm go back to reality.
And you...
Before going back to reality...
That you will go your way.
Tell me you feel the thing with you ..
Tell me you feel the same as mine ..
I already fix it.
Please tell me how you feel.
Cause deep inside, I know it's real.
And, I'm forever be yours.
Goodbye, thank you.
Unfortunately, opened to me, let me walk you home.
Even if you never loved me. I fell in love with you tonight.
Why are you back so late. You have the exam tomorrow
Are you mad? The exam is next month.
Ah. Today I helped them prepare the examination room.
- June. My god. June is not meant next month! Correct! It is next month.
This talking dict is wrong. You are right.
How right! It is used worldwide. I am wrong.
Why do you have to consent with me?
Being blamed again.
Teacher?
Well, just calm-down.
OK, just come.
Sorry teacher. I am idiot.
- You can remember all these? - Yes.
Current Position: Maintenance engineer. Physical Information: 1200, shortsightedness.
Teacher...
Hey.
You sit there.If she see that you are with me she would mis-undertand.
Hello, tutor Pleng.
- How are you. - Fine, and you?
I'm doing great. Today is the day of interview. If he still going?
- I guess so. - That's good.
Because I need help another help from you. Ha?
I know the important answer that will help him to pass the interview test.
So he can come see me. - What?
- What! Say it again? - Tell Jim to remember the name of the company founder.
What is the intention of your changed heart?
You've been refusing to encounter this fellow all along.
I just changed my mind.
Why are you talking funny?
Oh, right now, I'm in the middle of translating some legal documents.
All the vocab must be running off.
- I see. - So how about Mr Golden-retriever?
He will be away for 3 months.
We have an open relationship.
So I can see anybody I like.
So, when he returned, what will happen to Jim?
Why do you sound concerned?
I'm just curious.
- What? - Oh, My God.
You love Yim.
Oh, My God.! Oh, My God. You guys have sex.
How, no!
Stop it!
Tutor Pleng, be careful, you're going to get hurt .
Be ready to be broken heart.
What did she say?
She wants you to go.
That's all.
I heard she said, you love Yim.
Do you like me?
Do you want to get the test?
It was my intention. I will have to go.
That is.
How can a tutor like me like a student.
She said she would like it back.
Everything can be fixed to work again.
I will always find a way.
1 minute speech.
Today, I will start first.
Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a little girl dream of being a princess ..
And meeting with a charming prince that would sweep her off her feet. .
In the real world, a princess may not want prince charming.
But just an ordinary shoemaker.
And it is not prince charming false. He knows what's funny.
In the end who knows the shoemaker may not want the princess either.
Therefore, it is not necessary for the story to end with happily ever after.
I admitted that I am hurt.
- Your direct message is easy to understand. - There is one thing I want to clear. I am not pregnant.
Why do think that I think that you are pregnant?
Oh ..
That day in my condo.
That man whispered to you.
He said you are his woman.
Don't meddle.
He talked nonsense.
Can you remember my destiny mole story?
- Yes, I can. - My mole will need a liquid paper to erase.
How long did you come up with this sentence?
I thnk you have already found your destiny mole.
Yes.
"Pleng heart break".
Remember the name of your company founder. Kaya asked me to tell you.
Nodak Thoichi.
Mr. Werayut, have a seat.
Why do you want to work in the US?
Why US?
I want to learn new experiences and come back to apply here in Thailand.
Do you think you have any problem working in a foreign country?
No problem. I'm a professional.
This is the nature of our work that normally we have to deal with high pressure situations.
- Do you think you can handle this? - Huh, it for man or machine?
It dangerous to work in high-pressure missionary.
For me to work under pressure quite challenging.
Are you trying to compare yourself to machine?
How about you?
- What would you think? - Ya.
I think you're trying to imagine how you merasaka it.
Ah, working under high pressure machine dangerous, but you're up to the challenge, right?
- I think so. - I think so.
Why should we choose you, what's your strong point?
As a mentenance engineer , I believe everything can be fixed and made to work again.
No matter how hard it is to fix. I will always find a way.
Not yet finished. You will regret it if you don't choose me.
- You will regret it if you don't choose me. - Alright then, thank you for your participation.
Thank you.
- Oh, I have one last question. - Yes.
What is the name of our company founder?
Eh?
- Take it. - Huh?
Oh, teacher. Someone ask me to give you.
Teacher, the result is already out. I fail. Actually, I want to pass so that you will be happy.
What is the name of our company's founder?
Doraemon.
I cannot say good thing like others. please just bear to listen to it.
I did not love her, teacher. I just want to do good with a woman.
That's all. Then she came.
I know I'm stupid.
I threw the ring to the toilet.
Sorry that I am not here to talk in person.
It's because... I am a bad person.
I would like to ask you.?
If I want to tell Kaya that I don't want to see her,
- How should I say? - If you really want to ask this question, you should just call?
Teacher.
I can quit a women by phone.
But I cannot say by phone that I like a woman.
I want to see your face at the time I say I like you.
Do you still feel the same?
What do you mean by crying.
Stop crying. How far have you listen?
As a maintenance engineer, I believe, everything can be fixed and made to work again.
No matter how hard it is to fix. I'll always find a way.
You'll regret it if you don't choose me.
I will be very sad if you don't choose me.
I think so.
Translate.
Come here. Come Here.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the classroom.
Let's sing along together.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Ya!
How about you?
I think so.
- Are you ready? - Yes I Do.
What is it? Much less?
Yes. Oye.
Wow. Why Does?
Okay. Are you ready?
END.
- True, Ohao, can you do Ohao? - Okay, do not worry.
- Ah, we play it? - I like to play Ohao.
- We play talk, right? - Yes sure.
Oah-aho-AOO ..
- Is that good? - It is very good.
Okay, that's good.
- Okay, let's start the interview. - Okay. Let's start the interview,